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Cover Reveal: Recipes for Disaster!

Here it is: the cover to Recipes for Disaster: Eating & Living Well… if You Survive the Apocalypse! Coming in 2015, Recipes for Disaster is a cookbook parody set in post-apocalyptic New England, written by your favorite chef/ entertainer/ impossibly-well-heeled host Margaret Eggsworth.

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Unleash the Sloth! 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less

Here’s the self-help book you’ve always wanted. The one that tells you’re fine just the way you are – and that you can probably get away with doing even less. It sounds like a paradox, I know. But just look at the mighty sloth, who makes no excuses for who he is – and becomes everything he needs to be. And now it’s your turn. Take a nap instead of mowing the lawn. Save yourself a few steps and jaywalk. Save yourself…

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Thanks for purchasing a signed copy. I’m on it!

[button style=’orange’ url=’http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U05YSCQ’ target=’_blank’ icon=’entypo-mobile’]Shop the Ebook • $3.99[/button]  [button style=’orange’ url=’http://www.amazon.com/Where-Hell-Tesla-A-Novel/dp/0692370668′ target=’_blank’ icon=’entypo-book’]Shop the Paperback • $13.49[/button] [dropcap style=’circle’]S[/dropcap]CI-FI ODYSSEY. COMEDY. LOVE STORY. AND OF COURSE… NIKOLA TESLA. I’ll let Chip, the main character tell you more: “I found the journal at work. Well, I don’t know if you’d call …

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